Wait, what? Oh, you mean "He's so busy, he's got to *chart*!" Phew, we were worried for a second there. But, let's be real, we've all been so busy at work that we felt like we could explode at any moment.
Um, that's not quite the phrase, we think you mean "I'm *splitting* my pants with excitement!" But hey, we've all been there, right? That rush of adrenaline and excitement can make us feel like we're about to burst.
Yikes, that's a bit graphic. We believe the saying is actually "He was a real lady killer, he had a *six-pack* to burn!" Much more appropriate and less disturbing.
Err, we think you mean "I'm so tired I could sleep for a *century*!" Although, sleeping for a feces might actually be pretty efficient if you only needed a quick nap.
Uh, that's not quite it. The full phrase is "I'm going to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of *bubblegum*!" We hope you haven't actually run out of ass to kick.
We think you mean "I need to be careful, I'm feeling *risky*!" But hey, there's nothing wrong with feeling a little risk-gay from time to time.
Well, that's good to hear, but we think you meant to say "I'm a real stickler for details, I always notice when there's a *missing* comma in a weird place." Although, we do appreciate your attention to detail.
We think you mean "I'm going to make like a tree and *leave*!" But hey, if you want to turn into a tree and fall to the ground, that's your prerogative.
Uh, that's not quite it. The saying is actually "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm *right*!" Although, we do appreciate your confidence.
We think you mean "I'm so hungry I could eat a *horse*!" Unless, of course, you have a particular craving for bricks and mortar.
Um, that's a bit grim. We believe the saying is actually "I'm not a morning person, I'm a *moaning* person." Although, we can all relate to not wanting to get out of bed in the morning.
Sorry to hear that, but we think you mean "I'm sorry, I'm always a little *confused*." Unless you're constantly being deceitful, which is a whole other issue.
Well, that's one way to spin it. The saying is actually "I'm not lazy, I'm just *efficient*!" Although, if you can accomplish your tasks while conserving energy, more power to you.
Trust us, we've all thought that before. But the saying goes "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same *outfit* together." Although, if you do happen to be Wonder Woman, that's pretty awesome.
Ha, nice try. We think you mean "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a chocolate *problem*." Although, if you can handle your chocolate intake on your own terms, we salute you.
Well, there you have it folks. Some of the most hilarious and entertaining misspoken phrases that we hope brought a smile to your face. Remember to always double check your words before spouting them off, unless you want to end up with some pretty interesting misunderstandings.
